I GOT SENT THE ‘DAN AND PHIL’ PORN SCENE AND I’VE NEVER PROPERLY WATCHED PORN BEFORE LET ALONE GAY PORN SO I WAS IN A STATE OF SHOCK WHILE WATCHING IT. THEN I HEARD MY MUM COMING INTO THE ROOM SO I QUICKLY CLOSED THE TAB BUT I WAS SO SHAKEN UP THAT I FELL OFF MY SPINNY CHAIR AND SMACKED MY HEAD ON THE EDGE OF THE RADIATOR AND NOW THERE’S BLOODY EVERYWHERE AND I AM IN PAIN AND ALSO AROUSED AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE HELP

*john hurt voice* JOHN HURT

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

• TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
• YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
• NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

Anonymous asked:

hi! just an anon stopping by. I've been seeing your blog for a while now and yeah. I hope you had fun at that marina concert! I wish i could see her live! Did you go with anyone? How'd your day go? Also, is your background picture done by you? It's really freakin cool, dude! Do you drink coffee or tea? I'm not sure why i'm asking these questions. boredom i guess. and curiosity. anyways, your blogs really pretty cool. stay as cool as you are xx

I drink tea mainly, although I sometimes like a coffee - for example, I almost always have a latte when I’m at Starbucks (partially because they can’t do a good old Earl Grey for shit in this country)

My day hasn’t been too bad - Eurovision, doctor who, good dinner, ever so slightly tipsy on margaritas and chardonnay. Nothing special :)

Marina was fucking amazing. I’ve see hen before (in Birmingham about 11 months ago now) so I was mainly experiencing the novelty of it al through my boyfriend and the guy we were there with. Lot of fun :)

And yes, I did do the backdrop picture! I was experimenting for photo class - getting decent pictures with my digital camera before taking them with the film camera I have to use (which is kind of frustrating, I much prefer digital tbh)

You’re too kind, Anon :)

i have needed a piss for like the last two hours

it’s 1:47am

bluewriters:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

my new otp is one that barely anyone knows about

ladies and gentlemen, may i present

eric saade / danny saucedo

[i may be slightly drunk]